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Seattle, Wash., November 12, 2016. The World Online Corporation announced today the launch of its new social website, DoILikeYou.com. World Online has heavily publicized this release, which the company hopes will compete with sites like MySpace and Facebook for one of the Internet's most profitable markets-- blog war traffic, especially from college and high school students.

DoILikeYou.com is designed to be much easier to use than MySpace or Facebook. Anonymous users log on and either create or edit an existing entry for any human being on the planet. They then rank each human being with a Thumbs Up or Thumbs Down. Users then evaluate each human being on a scale of 1 to 10 for each of the following criteria: attractiveness, friendliness, kindness, intelligence, competence, trustworthiness, uniqueness, ethical behavior, and "non-lame behavior."

"For years, the Internet has provided a public forum for people to evaluate the character of their fellow human beings, usually in negative ways," said Judith Murray, spokesperson for World Online. "Now, users won't have to frequent a variety of websites to search for humiliating comments about a particular person. DoILikeYou.com will provide one-stop shopping for flame wars." DoILikeYou.com is also designed to compete with sites like Friendster, where users evaluate their friends in mostly positive ways.